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1. (IB) (1818↑, 102↓)
A.K.A. International Baccalaureate - A malicious program aimed at the unnaturally brighter population in an attempt to overload their brains, thus reducing them to vegetables without lives. However, a true IB student will respond by adapting and bsing their way through.

IB, therefore I BS. IB - Teaching students how to turn shit into gold\!

2. (ib) (623↑, 85↓)
A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths of the future, implemented by Swiss [lawn gnomes], by preventing their exposure to the outside world. The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay. In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I [B.S.] comes from this.

IB teaches students to turn shit into gold.

3. (ib) (562↑, 58↓)
Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. Pros include mad bs'ing skills See also: Academic Suicide

I am, therefore I B I B, therefore I stress I stress, therefore IBS

4. (IB) (379↑, 80↓)
The International Baccalaureate Program is an organization dedicated to the predation of young minds through manipulation and psycological brainwashing. It corrupts students into believing that they are part of a priviledged and elite society of more intelligent beings and raises its own prestige by forcing students to commit to nineteen hour work days, thereby causing parents to believe that the massive and unreasonable amount of travail must equate with a higher education. This in turn deters the ordinarily rational parents from protesting when asked to pay absurd amounts of money for exams that their children grow to despise. It is not until their fourth year in this fraudulent program that the participants realize that this course has no effect on the colleges to which they intend to apply. By this time, the student has already dedicated thousands of hours to this corporation (doubt not that it is indeed a corporation) and human nature insists that they complete the program. Its long, unpronounceable and un-spellable name only adds to its supposed prominence. In short, this institution is designed to swindle valuable money and time away from its members by exploiting competitive young adults.

an essential part of surviving IB is knowing the intimidating effect of a thesaurus

5. (IB) (222↑, 61↓)
International Baccalaureate, an enriched High School program that's so special that it's the same all over the world so if you plan to do highschool in several different countries a year it's easy to adjust. It's special because you have no choice in what classes you take so the schools don't have to worry about finding teachers for electives, you have to do 120 hours of community service and the PROGRAM OWNS YOUR SOUL. To top it off, in addition to the super stressful courses you get to hand in an essay at the end of the year that's the culmination of four years of research and blood and sweat and if you don't do well on it YOU FAIL AND YOUR LIFE WILL WASTE AWAY TO NOTHING BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO HIGHSCHOOL AGAIN SINCE THEY SUCKED OUT YOUR SOUL.

John must be pretty smart, he's in IB. Vaughn Road Academy's pretty hard to get into, it's IB. IB really takes alot of work.

6. (IB) (201↑, 49↓)
International Baccalaureate - A malicious program aimed at the unnaturally brighter population in an attempt to overload their brains, thus reducing them to vegetables without lives. However, a true IB student will respond by adapting and bsing their way through.

IB, therefore I BS. IB - teaching students to turn shit into gold.

7. (IB) (274↑, 120↓)
Abbreviation for International Baccalaureate, an international program of education that is taught in more than 105 countires worldwide. It is similar to Advanced Placement, yet IB is a programm in which you can graduate with an IB diploma. IB classes are based on an international ciriculum and are either Higher Level (HL) or Standard Level (SL), HL are two year courses, SL are one year courses. Hated by most and loved by few, it is academically rigorous and difficult, and not for the light-hearted.

1- Ey yo, you takin that IB Anthropology class wit Aleo, that joint is hard. 2- Gar-field IB program is hard shit young.

8. (IB) (148↑, 41↓)
"International Baccalaureate" A program meant to prepare one for college. The causer of much pain.

IB taught me how to make my bull shit smell good.

Author: IB Student X http://ib.urbanup.com/313287
9. (IB) (101↑, 8↓)
International Baccalaureate Program, a high school program for exceptionally gifted students, designed to transform once intelligent creative students into conformists of an international curriculum. This program is known for causing ridiculously high stress levels, mutual hatred and competition amongst it's students, repeated mental breakdowns, bloodshed, lack of a social life, and the mastery of bullshitting your way through things. IB students are typically extremely masochistic and rarely sleep. It is also known to have made students who once felt quite smart to feel quite stupid, thus greatly lowering their self-esteems. Another name for IB is hell.

Non-IB student: Hey you want to go hang out tonight? IB student: Sorry, I can't. I have a chemistry formal report due tomorrow, I have to read about 100 pages for biology, read an entire Shakespeare play, write a research paper about Stalin, do an entire chapter of calculus, and volunteer for 8 hours too. Non-IB student: Damn.

Author: Pathetic IB student http://ib.urbanup.com/3317432
10. (IB) (108↑, 28↓)
International Baccelauriate; 1. An alternative degree for above average senior high school students, it is internationally regulated and recognised as a more challenging and more prestigious course. 2. A program designed specifically to destroy any small shards of self-esteem a pre-IB student once had. 3. A highly elitist program that is really only available to students who's parents can pay for them to attend a very good school. 4. Something that parents can brag about to their friends. (see above) 5. Will either be my downfall or my emancipation from a mediocre life.

1. Year 10 Student (pre-IB): Hey\! ive aced every class this year\! i think ill do the IB. I've always been fairly smart, and even though i know it will be a challenge, i want to give it a go\! 2. Year 11 student (first year IB): Wow... i didnt realise that now i am in a class of gifted people, i no longer stand out - in fact, i feel like a big old dumbass... 3. I feel very grateful for my education. I have attended the best private girls school in australia since i was 7 thanks to my parents being able to pay $17 000 a year to keep me there, now im doing the IB\! i better get a damn good result or ill have nothing to show for my $153 000 education... 5. "oh\!, how delightful prudence\! your daughter will be attending MLC also\! Do come down to the Estate this weekend with your family, we can play polo and croquet and it will be jolly good fun\!" 6. Hmmmm... i could either end up failing IB (and become a crackwhore) or, i could be a future high-rolling corporate fat-cat/neurosurgeon/investment banker/corporate lawyer/astronaut. Its funny, because when i asked my father (who is a doctor) to help me with my first term IB biology homework, he said that it was the same as what he learnt in second year med...

11. (IB) (113↑, 37↓)
International Baccalaureate An international high school diploma thingy (it kills your brain\! dont do it\!)

If you can actually spell 'International Baccalaureate' you are probably doing the IB.

12. (IB) (79↑, 9↓)
The worst thing that could ever happen to a [high school] student. By the time you reach your second year you will have wished to be labeled as the kid with [crabs] at an American high school. It results with long hours spent on learning how to [bullshit] your way through almost everything thats directed at you. [Procrastination] is also one of the key elements of IB. They deliberately ask questions which make 2+2 look complicated. By the time you're in your second year, waiting for the MOCKS, all you'll want to do is stick your head into a [meat grinder]. It includes a philosophy course called [Theory of Knowledge] in which you're meant to show interest in the life thats been taken away from you. You also have to produce an [Extended Essay] of 4000 words and no matter how enjoyable your topic seems it makes you prefer having sexual intercourse with a British woman aged 60+ instead of continuing your life as an IB student. These two aspects make it more difficult when compared to [A levels] which is the British equivalent where they leave you some breathing space. There is no such thing as a sane IB student or teacher. In the year of my graduation, one teacher was kicked out for being a [pedophile], one teacher turned out to have a blog where she talked about her obsession with a physics teacher who is engaged, she dissed half the faculty, talked about her [twitch reliever] and reflected on her craving for mad sex.

The IB will not secure you a place in every university. Instead... It will teach you how to procrastinate. It will teach you the true meaning of loneliness. It will attempt to turn you into a liar, cheater and whore by making you an ambitious wanker resulting with you losing all the friends you've ever had. It will cheat you into taking Math Studies which in not actually math and you end up turning your mathematical brain into mashed potatoes. It will cheat you into taking a higher level science which you should not do unless you intend to become a specialist in the field of toenail fungus.

Author: Deniz is OVAR 9000 http://ib.urbanup.com/2832271
13. (IB) (66↑, 4↓)
International Baccalaureate Program. An international academic program sponsored by Satan. It hooks in overachievers with the promise of college credit, then later explains that they probably won't get it. Most people in IB become bleached by their computer screens as a result of never going outside, find it normal to go without sleep for a week, and choose to study rather than eat. In the end they all look like zombies.

IB therefore IBS (meaning I Bull Shit or Irritated Bowel Syndrome... both occur often as a result of IB) WHY?\!?\!?\!

14. (IB) (74↑, 24↓)
Also commonly defined as BS (bullshit), is an stressful program that makes the student give everything to this 2 year course. Everything means friends, social life, sleeping hours, and why not, blood. Affortunately, there isn't such a great quantity of geeks that want to enroll this program, but malicious teachers try to "pull" masses of students to this program. They give you stupid reasons like "IB makes you a world student", "you will be accepted in all universities and/or jobs in the world", "you will hsve less subjects in your career", and so on. But finishing the course and receiving the diplomma, you realize that you wasted 2 years of your life: the most important years of your whole life. In this time, you could go to parties, meet nice girls, and have sexual relations for the first time. But while you're studying it you transform into a vegetable with no friends (the only friends you have are on a Star Wars, Yu-Gi-Oh or Nintendo club), and you stay home in a Friday night thinking on a programming project or an essay. That isn't everything: you lose hours in nonsense subjects and works like TOK or the Extended Essay, but you often don't attend subjects such as Chemistry or Biology, and finishing IB you're worried and extremely stressed for studying by your own these subjects, necessary for entering college. So it's completely false that it's easier to enter college with an IB diplomma. Be careful if you want to enter this brainteasing program: you become a freak, you'll probably need glasses, and you finish being like one of the idiot guys of the movie Benchwarmers. Finally, your IB teachers use corporal mortification to stop you from leaving the program: they stress you until they're exhausted and then they talk with your parents saying that you have the intellectual capacity to continue in IB, they make you feel like a bullshit, and they close enrolling for you in non-IB courses.

- 85% of the IB students use glasses because of the time they pass in front of a computer. - Many jobs don't want IB students because they don't know how to maintain friendship with their job mates. - From 100 students that start IB, 70 leave the next semester.

Author: Joseph Dickens http://ib.urbanup.com/1834843
15. (IB) (66↑, 20↓)
1. an international educational program designed by a bunch of ambassadors looking to put their kids through hell and back...and the suckers bought it and now we're here to tell the tale... 2. Ibers: the unfortunate students of the IB...mostly intelligent young adults but overworked and burnt out by the age 16...each prepared to take over the world at their nearest convenience...sometimes used in a humerous or negative connotation, much like the term dork or freak

1. The IB meets international standards...(blah blah blah blah) 2. you're such an iber.

Author: sailingthruIB06 http://ib.urbanup.com/1396035
16. (IB) (88↑, 42↓)
International B*****. That's the abbreviation for the people who came up with this [censored]. IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.

Student 1: Yo nigga y can't me be in da IB joint? Student: Because you are an idiot.

17. (IB) (49↑, 6↓)
The epitome of cruel and unusual torture, inflicted on young people between the ages of fifteen and eighteen, in which all moral and ethical codes are violated. This program, known formally as the International Baccalaureate, is designed to make these teenagers suffer as much as they can over the span of two years. The more miserable the students are, the more bonus points the IB gurus gain, and the more money is incremented int heir salaries. The instructors are cruel, uninterested in the well-being of the students; the coordinators are merciless in the strive to boost the GPA's of the students as high as they can go; the students themselves are nervous wrecks. Time is not the friend of these poor children, as they are not allowed any spare minutes to do normal activities other teenagers their ages do (i.e. going to the movies, parties, drinking, or attending other social events). They are shielded from the world in their little bubble of TOK, Chemistry, Biology, Photo, Psychology, American History, English, Spanish, French,German, Calculus, Physics, and MLA/APA in-text and extra textual citations. They have a notorious reputation to take illicit drugs in order to maintain concentration and memory. (otherwise known as potheads.) They also have a glorious reputation of being cheaters and liers. IB is in its simplest form a very accurate representation of Hell on Earth. It deprives its students of sleep, food, fun, rest, relaxation, and most of all, happiness and sanity. If an individual is able to complete the rigorous courses and receive their diploma, conserve their sanity, stay alive to receive said diploma, or abstain from committing murder or personal physical mutations, they shall be dubbed The Honorable One by the IB gods in Cardiff, Whales.

Example 1: You know you're [IB] when you can't restrain yourself from relating international economics and politics to a simple conversation about cartoons. Example 2: Sleep and happiness: about the only words not part of the vocabulary of an [IB] students. Example 3: Ivy League schools: specially designed for [IB] kids.

Author: suicidal nerd http://ib.urbanup.com/3785767
18. (ib) (68↑, 31↓)
People with a future

IB a geek today. IB your boss tomorrow.

Author: Noam Chomsky13 http://ib.urbanup.com/2644095
19. (IB) (35↑, 2↓)
A maleveloent programme whose objective is to destroy the race smart students . To go about this, the programme has many methods. The first method is to give superfluous homework. This tactic is used so that the student becomes too overwhelmed with homework that their brains fry into an abyss of nothingness. The second method consists of putting a burden of a 20 ton "backpack" on the students back, making them physically weak and unable to support their own body. Often, during this stage, the student complains of back problems and the development of spinal injury. The third method is to deprive the student of his/her sleep. This makes the students do poorly on their tests and final evaluations. The fourth method, the most evil, is that the program tricks its students into beleiving that they will get into any university they try for. Unfortunatley, several students fall for this. Lastly, to renforce the destruction of the smart, the program usually consists of biased teachers, overacheiving robots DISGUISED as IB students, 150 CAS hours to complete, mind-abolishing essays and useless confusing subjects like TOK.

IB student: "Wow, I FINALLY get to go to bed at 4:00AM\! It's an early night\!"

20. (IB) (53↑, 21↓)
International Baccalaureate. It's created to establish the delicate line between intellectuals and [riff raff]. It's tough, but gives such high lying, cheating, bull shitting, and speaking abilities that it really doesn't matter what you learned, you can sound like you learned everything. Not all IB students are superior to Non-IB students but the average IB students is a much better student and, indeed, person then the average non IB student. The average IB students is elitist, but will probably be your boss/senator/owner later in life.

Riff Raff: Yo son, you aint such hot shit, i is gunna be a rapper fo realz. IB: Wow, I can't believe my future tax dollars will pay for your numerous offspring.

Author: RocktheJordan http://ib.urbanup.com/2230373
21. (IB) (42↑, 19↓)
International Bull$$$$ (IB) offers low quality programmes of international education. Although this education is pointless is it still used by many schools. The intellectual, personal, emotional and social skillsare at Pre-Kindy requirements when this type of education is used. There are more than 555,000 IB students who are made to comply with this horrible system. The global community is at a serious risk, as half a million people will struggle to grasp an answer without investigating, designing and even spending hours wasting precious time ‘planning’ their approach to an answer, that to the I.B, is completely irrelevant The I.B has many objectives on their academic agenda. Possibly the most profound ideology that the wonderful I.B system represents is the ‘no answer’ policy. Don’t worry about the answer, that will look after it itself. Just blabber on about how you got there, after all, it’s the journey that counts, not the destination. Well, in the I.B’s point of view, anyway. They also seem to like handing out seemingly pointless assignments to student over long weekends, obviously just to fit a gaping hole in the curriculum. Never mind about algebra. The I.B has a better idea: studying cracked tiles and hopping, bouncing and jumping kangaroos is far more beneficial to the lads of the global world. There is so much to talk about the I.B, nd I’ve only got one page. Seems a pity for such an excellent, to-the-point academic system. Often described by insults such as “rawkous”, “ridiculous”, and even the foul “rumpus”, the I.B desperately needs a change before something disastrous happens, such as a child war, or a planned bomb raid.

omg how the hell did u get that answer ....... I didnt ...but you got top marks ........ well i talked about y i didnt get the answer ARHHH IB RAWKOUS

22. (IB) (35↑, 15↓)
abbreviation for Internal Brain-damage

the IB is drivin me insane dude\!

Author: internalbraindamage http://ib.urbanup.com/2067584
23. (ib) (71↑, 51↓)
A program entered by [smart] people, thinking they will get smarter by using words and textbooks that only the British use. This program eventually transforms a normal student into a stress-seeping, school-leeching [vegetable], abandoning other supposed forms of life. An inside all-purpose joke used by "candidates" of the IB program as a means of escaping said illusioned smartness.

ib stupid\! ib smart\! ib screwed\! ib funny\! ib screwed\!

24. (IB) (34↑, 17↓)
A "special" program that I happen to be in, in whitch they spell program as "programme". Although it's very fucking hard, and they give us a bunch of [dumbasstic] projects, IB students go on more field trips and get an instant year of college ([freshman] year) already done for you. That way, you enter as a sophmore. In the IB program, many of our teachers have no fucking sence of humor and teach and talk like robots. The teachers many times don't tell you what the fucking homework is, so you come the next day telling your teacher "Fucking tell me the homework next time". Many times the teachers are also [lesbian]s, such as my science teacher. Well, at least I don't have to be in a class of dumbasses.

"Normal" student: Yo, have you heard of that IB thing? "Normal" student 2: Yeah, they do a shitload of projects. Sounds like a drag. Me: I am IB. Therefore, I BS.

Author: IvanTheCat v2 http://ib.urbanup.com/2011604
25. (IB) (21↑, 7↓)
program created to make braindead the "smarter" youth of today. the only difference between this and regular school is that IB believes in loading you down with homework in an effort to force you from having a social life or boyfriend/girlfriend. all the teachers seem to think that their class is the ONLY class that we are taking therefore gives us enough homework for 12 classes. Most lucky kids get put in IB in their freshmen year while the unfortunate ones are "chosen" to go to the MYP (middle years program) for 7th and 8th grade. TORTURE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Kid one: you see that guy over there? Kid two: ya Kid one: he's in IB Kid two: poor guy's gonna be single for life.

26. (IB) (12↑, 1↓)
The International Baccalaureate Diploma Programme (IB) is an education programme that genetically modifies its students to live without basic requirements and teaches the aesthetically pleasing art of Bullshit, through its ultimate arsenal of ToK, Extended Essay and CAS. ToK is an extension of Language A1 class, where students are taught how to bullshit on for 10 pages about whether a pen is a pen or a pencil. The Extended Essay is a benchmark for a students' brainwashing stage. The instructions clearly states students choose a topic of their interest. Successful IB students should not have any interest by this stage. People who still have interest to write about will get an E, and therefore fail the IB. CAS is as close as students get to breathing fresh air and seeing flesh objects. In CAS, students donate their expendable blood, because its the least time consuming service they can offer without compromising study time. IB students also don't have time to make friends. Friends are ompetitors. At the end of the 2 year IB course. Those who get above a 24 are successfully genetically modified, those who get below 24 do not fullfill the requirements and are obsolete.

Nurse: You again? This must be the 5th time you'v come here to donate blood IB student: Yes it is. I need 50 service hours for IB. Nurse: You need time for your blood cells... IB student: Women I don't have time\! There are couple more IB students lined up outside all for the same good CAS cause. Please be understanding Nurse: I simply cannot allow you to... IB student: The 45th student, please don't let him donate blood. He pulled out my USB without safety removal and he took advantage of shared wireless network to download my EE as i was writing it. Nurse: Your what? IB Student: Oh, Extended Essay, its just 4000 words of bullshit, much of it borrowed from a thesaurus.

Author: Loyal Utah Kid http://ib.urbanup.com/5158735
27. (IB) (12↑, 1↓)
Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. Pros include mad bs'ing skills. Also see: Academic Suicide

I am, therefore I B I B, therefore I stress I stress, therefore IBS

Author: spliteye835 http://ib.urbanup.com/4717087
28. (IB) (17↑, 7↓)
The optional higher level course of academics taken by high school students to improve their knowledge of foreign studies, and to prepare them for college. Also notably more difficult that Advanced Placement classes, IB nerds generally make other people jealous with their smarts, despite the fact that they are all over-worked, and constantly lacking sleep.

Im in IB, therefore, I B smarter than you. You are in IB? Therefore, you must be a virgin.

29. (IB) (41↑, 31↓)
international baccalaureate, in britain is owning a levels. helps you to get out of the shithole that is england. insanely hard to get in to if you are not upper class and your dad owns a bentley and a small indonesian island.

chav:hey i melon farming hate it round here IB guy:see you later dickhead

30. (IB) (9↑, 0↓)
IB the program which will end the earth because of all the paper it makes kids waste everyday for no reason. The main reason it is dying.

IB Teacher: Class I don't need you 12 page essays any more. I have no use for it. Class of 30 throws away 360 pieces of paper away.

Author: phoneforuse http://ib.urbanup.com/5716939
31. (IB) (10↑, 1↓)
A program designed to make bright, ambitious students have suicidal tendencies. This program was created by the Illuminati to hold back global intellectual progress. Common rationalization for joining IB: IB a nerd today, IB your boss tomorow Its not as bas as you think. Nah, it can't be as hard as AP. Jokes. IB stands for Intellectual Bad-ass. All people in it are better than you in general.

Why is Jimmy such a boss?" "Because he's IB

Author: kid canada1112 http://ib.urbanup.com/5284562
32. (ib) (63↑, 54↓)
"In before". Common uses include the popular [ibtl], but used as a general preface on internet message boards for more clever or context-specific statements

noob69: OMG check it out gya pr0n\!\!\!1\!1 burninator: ibadmins John_holmes: ibban noob69: wtf\!

33. (ib) (34↑, 27↓)
IB is a way to infuse UN goals into our children at an early age. The only think rigorous about it is they pile on the homework. However, much of the content is watered down. For example, one student complained that "in IB, if they ask you what is your favorite color, you have to write an essay about it", or that 2+2=4 is not the end of it. "TOK" is merely philosophy.  It's a good way to avoid skills and schmooze about politics with kids to make them think socialism across the world is a good thing. But to understand IB, one must understand the UN.... Since its beginning, the United Nations Education, Science and Cultural Organization has been trying to impose an international curriculum to prepare students for world government. More than 500 U.S. schools are now using the International Baccalaureate program, and the Department of Education has just awarded a $1.2 million grant to expand the program in middle schools in Arizona, Massachusetts and New York. In one of its first efforts in 1949, the UNESCO textbook, titled "Toward World Understanding," used to teach teachers what to teach, said: "As long as the child breathes the poisoned air of nationalism, education in world-mindedness can produce only rather precarious results. As we have pointed out, it is frequently the family that infects the child with extreme nationalism." In the 1960s, Dr. Robert Muller, U.N. deputy secretary-general, prepared a "World Core Curriculum." Its first goal: "Assisting the child in becoming an integrated individual who can deal with personal experience while seeing himself as a part of 'the greater whole.' In other words, promote growth of the group idea, so that group good, group understanding, group interrelations and group goodwill replace all limited, self-centered objectives, leading to group consciousness." The U.N.'s global education program took a major step in 1968, when UNESCO provided the funding to create the International Baccalaureate Organization, a non-government organization, in Geneva, Switzerland. The IBO is now providing the curriculum for 33,000 teachers in nearly 1,500 schools around the world, 55 of which are middle schools in the Washington D.C. area. UNESCO says the IB curriculum promotes human rights, social justice, sustainable development, population, health, environmental and immigration concerns. "We're living on a planet that is becoming exhausted," says George Walker, IB's director-general in Geneva. "The program remains committed to changing children's values so they think globally, rather than in parochial national terms from their own country's viewpoint." Jeanne Geiger, an outspoken critic of the program in Reston, Va., wrote to a local newspaper: "Administrators do not tell you that the current IB program for ages 3 through grade 12 promotes socialism, disarmament, radical environmentalism and moral relativism, while attempting to undermine Christian religious values and national sovereignty." The IB program was dropped at Woodson High School in Fairfax, Va., when critical parents told local school officials that the best universities in Virginia did not give full credit for the IB program. The goals and methods of the IB program reach much further than the 502 U.S. schools now officially enrolled. The Center for Civic Education, which, by law, writes the curriculum for civics education in the United States, says: "In the past century, the civic mission of schools was education for democracy in a sovereign state. In this century, by contrast, education will become everywhere more global. And we ought to improve our curricular frameworks and standards for a world transformed by globally accepted and internationally transcendent principles." This global influence can be clearly seen in the new mission for the National Curriculum Standards for Social Studies: "The United States and its democracy are constantly evolving and in continuous need of citizens who can adapt to meet the changing circumstances. Meeting that need is the mission of social studies. Students should be helped to construct a pluralist perspective based on diversity [and] should be helped to construct a global perspective." A critical review of "We the People; the Citizen and the Constitution," a civics textbook written by the Center for Civics Education, reveals that the teaching of historical facts is replaced with teaching attitudes and values about multi-culturalism and world-mindedness. A review of science, and even math texts, reveals that sustainable development, environmental protection and social justice dominate the material children are taught. No longer are American children learning about the structure of a federal republic compared to a parliamentary democracy. No longer are children learning the difference between capitalism and socialism. No longer are children being taught why the United States became the most powerful economic engine the world has ever known. Instead, they are being taught that with less than 5 percent of the world's population, the U.S. uses 25 percent of the world's resources and produces 25 percent of the world's pollution. They are being taught that the U.S. is the No. 1 terrorist nation. They are being taught that the rest of the world is mired in poverty because of the greedy capitalists in the United States. The effectiveness of generations of this U.N. globalist curriculum is evidenced by many of the talking heads interviewed on the nightly news, and even by some of the presidential hopefuls. Don't believe me, just look at their website. I am a 35 year teacher. World Citizenship implies that people would accept governence by some world organization, hence a world government. You can teach a rigorous course of academics and languages WITHOUT committing to 'world government' or the very fearsome goals of the UN, which is what teachers and students are being asked to do. What's worse, school officials are being told an absolute and COMPLETE LIE - that the program is not connected to the UN. Please look at one of IBO's own websites to see that they were created and are run by the UN's UNESCO group: communitytheme.ibo.org/eng/everyone And you will also see the common themes of 'transformation' that the UN hopes to make in the students: The UN is all about total global taxation and redistribution of the wealth, personal and unilateral disarmament, secular humanism, and the deconstruction of the nation states. The UN has never hidden its agenda, and all one needs to do is look at their website. So any school program connected to them is bound to be guided by these goals and themes. If you have an objection to the UN setting itself up as a government AS WE ALL SHOULD, then you would object to your kids being taught by them, and their tests being sent around the world to be graded\!

IB, Goals 2000, OBE, NCLB

Author: TeacherWhoKnows http://ib.urbanup.com/2888897
34. (IB) (6↑, 0↓)
Short for the International Baccalaureate Program. It's like walking through a shit-filled bathroom; just hold your breath the whole way through and you should be fine.

Graduated IB student: "Oh shit that was some BAD mothafucking shit in there\!" Graduated Academic Student: "Wanna smoke a joint?"

35. (IB) (4↑, 0↓)
A malevolent school curriculum that gives you no choice in what you want learn at school (The ib state that there is more choice than A-levels, no matter how many times they say this it will never be true). You are asked (forced) to take 6 subjects (3 at higher & 3 at lower), and on top of that you MUST ''participate'' in a subject (whether you like it or not) called theory of knowledge, this is complete and utter bull**** as you will have to write a essay of \ib1400 words, as if thats not enough you will have to do a 40 minute presentation on a ''controversial'' issue, as can be seen theory of knowledge is a waste of time, and on top of all this you have to do coursework for every other lesson. They add the word ''Diploma'' to make it sound more prestigious, where in actual fact it is roughly the same as 3-4 A-levels, this can be seen as a form of psycological bribary (fooling someone in to something that isnt as good as it sounds). Other bull**** in the ib include the 4000 word essay, CAS (this isnt as bad though) and a truck load of oral commentaries. Any one who has been involved in/with the ib for more than a week will usually result to finding loop holes out of the tasks assigned and find something more useful to do (something not related to the ib), in a frequent scenario students result to plagiarism and paying large deals of money for someone else to do the work for you. If you have a choice DONT'T DO THE ib

My parents gave me the option A-levels or ib, I chose A-levels immediately (but parents disagree, and choose the ib ''diploma'' I'm in the ib, therefore only half my work is genuine The ib is bull**** ib is an excuse for smart people to say that they are doing something harder and more challenging than A levels (the difference is very slim, its just there is heavier work load in the ib)

36. (IB) (3↑, 0↓)
Intellectual Bamf

IB's operate on a totally Higher Level. (excuse the pun)

Author: WongWay2011 http://ib.urbanup.com/5721978
37. (IB) (2↑, 0↓)
A dangerously fatal disease whose side effects include but are not limited to: A soulless existence, insomnia due to the persistent feeling of not having completely finished all work, a "brain-dead" state, a shattered self-esteem, a falsified interest in life as a result of TOK, an endless cycle of procrastination, which left untreated could lead to mental instability, insanity, or fatality.

"It was nice knowing Sujen," says Speaker 1 "The IB got the best of him...he fought so valiantly" says speaker 2 "He shall not be forgotten. May he rest in peace, and let the IB be eradicated before more perish" says speaker 3.

38. (IB) (14↑, 12↓)
The end of you're social life. What you will die from before Senior year due to the enormous amount of work, IA's, IB exams, and the dreaded EE aka Extended Essay. And i'm only in Pre-IB. Kill me now. AP kids. Don't even complain. You guys have nothing compared to us

IB kids: Smart enough to get in, dumb enough to stay in

39. (IB) (0↑, 0↓)
A quote on quote "gifted" student school where anybody can get in and you get to have fun being accused of things you didn't do by Fake Pussy-Ass Faggots who have no other purpose in life but to snitch on you and suck the principles dick when it comes to EOC (End of Course) exams.

Getting told on for cheating on a big exam in an IB school when innocent

Author: The Almighty Monsta http://ib.urbanup.com/5873382
40. (IB) (29↑, 35↓)
a program at select high school for so called nerdy/geeky kids to supposedly prepare them for life

normal kid: dude, youre a dumbass. IB kid: no way dude. im in IB. normal kid: dude, youre a nerd

Author: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr http://ib.urbanup.com/1954650
41. (IB) (15↑, 23↓)
Incoherent Babbling: basically a folder where you can [spam] on the adult swim message boards with little consequence.

I'm going to boost my post count by camping in IB.

42. (IB) (11↑, 20↓)
Abbreviation for instant boner

When Scotts girlfriend touched my leg, i popped an IB and I had to hide it to avoid getting my ass beat.

Author: Victor Chen http://ib.urbanup.com/2719422
43. (IB) (17↑, 26↓)
In Before or I Bet. This is then followed by a short phrase without spaces that explain what you are "In Before"

In forum lingo, "IBnooneresonpondstomythread"

Author: Brandon OBrien http://ib.urbanup.com/1682403
44. (IB) (0↑, 11↓)
IB is an acronym for the term [indigenous bitches].

Rachel: The fucking IB sitting next to me wouldn't open the window on the 7 hour bus ride to Jaco. Monroe: IB's have the best drugs.

Author: tom.pura_vida http://ib.urbanup.com/3828968
45. (IB) (35↑, 50↓)
International Baccalaureate. aka "Intelligent Bastards" aka "Inherently Boring" etc. International program for students who suppose themselves to be [smart]. Typically an [elitist] program.

"IB fries your brain"

Author: Kane Millard http://ib.urbanup.com/695744
46. (ib) (5↑, 23↓)
Someone with an inflated sense of worth, Someone who thinks they are smarter than they truly are, or a weak or inferior selection from a whole

Billy is such an idiot, he thinks he is smart; he is such an ib. Jane was picked last for baseball, because she is the ib of the bunch.

47. (IB) (7↑, 26↓)
The International Baccalaureate is not as hard as everyone thinks it is.

Guy 1: AHH OMG I HATE THIS, I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO, THE IB IS ONLY FOR REALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE\!\! Guy 2: No, it really only involves a lot of memorisation of past year papers and following the rubric. Anyone who can't get above 40 points is a [gimp].

48. (IB) (11↑, 30↓)
Irritable Bowels; also known as irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)

She had to cancel her appointment due to IB.

Author: california10 http://ib.urbanup.com/1355532
49. (IB) (17↑, 36↓)
Short for IlliniBoard

I'm on the IB all day and all night.

50. (Ib) (15↑, 36↓)
I'm/I am. Comes from German 'Ich bin', or possibly 'I be'.

"Ib tired of this. See you guys."

51. (IB) (4↑, 36↓)
Asking a question that has already been answered within the past 30 or less seconds.

Please pay attention today in class because if you do an IB, you will get detention.

Author: Johnny Strapp http://ib.urbanup.com/274826
52. (IB) (5↑, 41↓)
Stands for International Baccalaureate, a diploma which is relatively easy, and an excuse for rich or posh kids to complain when they have nothing else to complain about.

Rich kid: Oh my god, the IB has destroyed my social life, feel sorry for me\! Somebody else: fuck you, get a life, you dont need it anyway because you're so rich daddy will buy you everything you ever need

Author: jimmy clay face http://ib.urbanup.com/3964826
53. (ib) (5↑, 43↓)
I'm back. I am back. That kind of thing.

like brb...*10 mins later* ib

54. (IB) (84↑, 146↓)
Shool for the species of human with brains , that actually USE THEM .. the people in these types of school actually have a purpose and GOAL in life.. not like the fucking losers trying to diss it.. well you know what.. you can just fuck it .. cuz in the future.. all the IB people will be ordering from the drive through when you ask them'' fries with that maam'? '' .. basically IB is for peopel who dont smoke/crack/act like freaking losers -- .. IB is the future of the world, it challenges minds, and its there for benefit of all

Ib Rocks -- and if you have a problem with that.. you can go fuck yourself, cuz the world doesn't give a damn what lame trashy school you go to\!

Author: Pissed off IB student from IB/ BARTOW http://ib.urbanup.com/821634
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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